Plethora of Plaid

PE must have thought he was going to FL for Christmas when he packed for his trip to the frozen north because all he brought with him was short sleeve shirts. Magnet Strip Girl, ever eager to spend money(anyone's money), accompanied PE on an early trip to that haberdasher to the stars, that paragon of value AND style, Walmart. While perusing the plethora of plaid shirts, PE suggested we take a side trip to the electronics department--he needed to find a switch. After further questioning it was ascertained that PE needed a switch to put on his phone charger cord because the line was always "hot"(plugged in for those not initiated into the wonders of electrician's jargon). Magnet Strip Girl assured PE that a switch was unnecessary, though, on second thought, if Jack Bauer doesn't come through with the ultimate solution for the smart set alarm, she might have to reconsider...