The Professor

As The Professor(aka Garey, or Jerry as PE is fond of calling him) and Magnet Strip Girl were leaving for an evening out recently, PE asked for a pair of pliers. To MSG's shock and horror, the Professor, unaware of the protocol for dispensing tools to PE(certified letter of need from a physician), cheerily handed the pliers to PE. MSG rushed into the modestly furnished bachelor pad that PE called home to verify that PE was not engaged in activity that required the use of flammable or explosive materials. She was relieved to note that the intended use for the offending tool was to remove a loose screw in a negligible piece of wood. On second thought, MSG requested PE save the screw, as MSG thought it might come in handy the next time she discovered a screw loose......